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The Ant and the Grasshopper Fable: American vs French Versions

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

The French are circulating a re make of this old fable.

I’ve translated a lighter version into English for your enjoyment.

You can practice your French by scrolling to the bottom!

La Cigale et la Fourmi:  The Grasshopper and the Ant

La Cigale et la Fourmi: The Grasshopper and the Ant

American Version: The Ant and the Grasshopper

Ant works all summer during a heatwave

Builds a house and sets in provisions for winter.

Grasshopper thinks the ant is stupid, laughs, dances and plays.

Winter comes, ant is cold and well fed.

Grasshopper shivers with cold, doesn’t have any food or place to live, and dies in the cold.

The End

Version Francaise: La Cigale et la Gourmi

Version Francaise: La Cigale et la Gourmi

La Cigale et La Fourmi: French Version

Ant works all summer during a heatwave

Builds a house and sets in provisions for winter.

Grasshopper thinks the ant is stupid, laughs, dances and plays.

Winter comes, the ant is cold and well fed.

Grasshopper shivers with cold, organizes a press conference and demands to know why the ant has the right to be warm and well-fed while others who are less fortunate are cold and hungry.

French TV does prime time broadcasts showing grasshopper shivering with cold.  Switch to videos of ant, warm at home, dining table laden with food.

The French are shocked that in a country so rich, one lets the poor grasshopper suffer while others live in abundance.

Demonstrations take place outside the ant’s house.

Headlines in French papers: Why did ant become rich on the back of the grasshopper?  Demands that the government  to raise taxes so ants pays his “fair share”.

Communist Trade Union and the Revolutionary Communist League organize sit ins outside the ant’s home.

France raises taxes; passes a law on economic anti-discrimination and equality, retroactive to last summer.

Ant fined because he didn’t employ the grasshopper as an assistant.

Ant can’t pay fine and higher taxes; house repossessed

Ant moves to Switzerland where he goes to work, pays taxes, contributes to the economy

French TV does a story on the grasshopper, now fat

House deteriorates and the French government is criticized for not maintaining it.

Grasshopper dies of an overdose.

Cockroaches take over, start dealing drugs from the house and terrorize the insect community.

FIN

Interesting insights by French ants on what socialism has done for France.


Version USA

La fourmi travaille dur tout l’été dans la canicule

Elle construit sa maison et prépare ses provisions pour l’hiver.

La cigale pense que la fourmi est stupide, elle rit, danse et joue

Une fois l’hiver venu, la fourmi est au chaud et bien nourrie.

La cigale grelottante de froid n’a ni nourriture ni abri, et meurt de

froid.

FIN

Version Francaise

La fourmi travaille dur tout l’été dans la canicule.

Elle construit sa maison et prépare ses provisions pour l’hiver.

La cigale pense que la fourmi est stupide, elle rit, danse et joue tout

l’été.

Une fois l’hiver venu, la fourmi est au chaud et bien nourrie.

La cigale grelottante de froid organise une conférence de presse et

demande pourquoi la fourmi a le droit d’être au chaud et bien nourrie tandis que

les autres, moins chanceux comme elle, ont froid et faim.

La télévision organise des émissions en direct qui montrent la cigale

grelottante de froid et qui passent des extraits vidéo de la fourmi

bien au chaud dans sa maison confortable avec une table pleine de provisions.

Les Français sont frappés que, dans un pays si riche, on laisse souffrir

cette pauvre cigale tandis que d’autres vivent dans l’abondance.

Les journalistes organisent des interviews, demandant pourquoi la

fourmi est devenue riche sur le dos de la cigale et interpellent le gouvernement

pour augmenter les impôts de la fourmi afin qu’elle paie ’sa juste part’.

La CGT, Le Parti Communiste, la Ligue Communiste Révolutionnaire, organisent seat-ins et manifestations devant la maison de la fourmi.

Les fonctionnaires décident de faire une grève de solidarité de 59

minutes par jour pour une durée illimitée.

En réponse aux sondages, le gouvernement rédige une loi sur l’égalité

économique et une loi (rétroactive à l’été) d’anti-discrimination.

Les impôts de la fourmi sont augmentés et la fourmi reçoit aussi une

amende pour ne pas avoir embauché la cigale comme aide.

La maison de la fourmi est préemptée par les autorités car la fourmi

n’a pas assez d’argent pour payer son amende et ses impôts.

La fourmi quitte la France pour s’installer en Suisse où elle

contribue à la richesse économique.

La télévision fait un reportage sur la cigale maintenant engraissée.

Elle est en train de finir les dernières provisions de la fourmi bien

que le printemps soit encore loin.

Des rassemblements d’artistes et d’écrivains de gauche, se tiennent

régulièrement dans la maison de la fourmi.

Le chanteur Renaud compose la chanson ‘Fourmi, barre-toi!’…

L’ancienne maison de la fourmi, devenue logement social pour la

cigale, se détériore ar cette dernière n’a rien fait pour l’entretenir.

Des reproches sont faits au gouvernement pour le manque de moyens.

Une commission d’enquête est mise en place, ce qui coûtera 10 millions

d’euros.

La cigale meurt d’une overdose.

La maison est squattée par un gang de cafards qui organisent un trafic de marijuana et terrorisent la communauté…

FIN

Making the Best Macarons in the World!

Saturday, October 10th, 2009
The best macarons in the world; Pierre Herme Paris

The best macarons in the world; Pierre Herme Paris

My daughter Alexia (age 14) and I have fallen in love with macarons, especially the ones made by Pierre Herme’ in Paris.  We purchased his Macaron cookbook and have spent many hours in the kitchen trying to perfect his delicious concoctions.

Pierre Herme's Macaron Cookbook: Gorgeous photograhy; difficult recipes!

Pierre Herme's Macaron Cookbook: Gorgeous photograhy; difficult recipes!

Making Macarons by Pierre Herme

They say that macarons are the most difficult pastry in the world to make, so I prepared for the challenge as my father did on pre-flight checks for F-104’s and husband Philippe before a heart transplant.   I was going to do it right! Studied Herme’s book carefully, from listing the recommended utensils to visiting his sources in Paris for the best chocolate and ingredients.

Preparing to make macarons, a military exercise

We carefully calculated ingredients, equivalents and translated instructions for making Pierre Herme's Mogador Macarons. Diagrams, flowcharts and calculators required

We carefully calculated ingredients, equivalents and translated instructions for making Pierre Herme’s Macarons

We bought our first digital thermometer, a digital scale and a new sieve.  Wow, love digital thermometers and digital scales!  Where have they been all my life?  If I never bake another macaron they are fantastic basics for a kitchen.
I visited the main store he recommended for ingredients:  La Grande Epicerie de Paris in Paris’ 7th arrondissement. The list included:

1.) Special butter, beurre de la Viette 2.) 3 types chocolate : Cacao pate, Chocolate Jivara Valrhona with 40% cocoa, Chcolat Araguani and 3.) Almond powder

Chocolate and Butter Crises Almost Halt Macaron-Making

La Grande Epicerie de Paris

La Grande Epicerie de Paris: followed suggestion to buy chocolate, butter and almond powder at this beautiful food store in the 7th

I struck out on almost every front.

La Grande E doesn’t sell beurre de la Viette and no one in the store had heard of it. Panic. I called my mother-in-law at their home in Normandy. Normandy is the Wisconsin of France.  Check any milk carton in France; you’ll find contented cows grazing on Normandy grass.  ‘Quoi? Je n’ai jamais entendu parle’ de beurre de la Viette. C’est une beurre sale’ ou non sale’?  Est ce que c’est une beurre de la Bretagne?? ‘  (”What? I’ve never heard of beurre de la Viette.  Is it a salted or unsalted butter? Or is it a butter that comes from…horror of horrors… Brittany??”‘)

M. Herme’, I admit my ignorance about fine pastry- making, but when a person from Normandy who has cooked for 92 years has not heard of Beurre de la Viette, you need to come down a level.  How about a a hypermarche’-equivalent?

 Butter crisis almost halts macaron-making. What to substitute for Beurre de la Viette?? Le President, Lurpak or Beurre au Sel de Guerande?

Butter crisis almost halts macaron-making. What to substitute for Beurre de la Viette?? Le President, Lurpak or Beurre au Sel de Guerande?

I  checked our  emergency butter stocks at home and fretted.  No, not the Beurre au sel de guerande, our secret ingredient for chocolate chip cookies. Not the Flora for my pseudo diets.  I settled on the European Walmarts of butters, Lurpak from Denmark and Le President from France.  My inlaws scoff at Le President camembert and butter, but what else could I do? M. Herme’ may throw me out of his shop if he hears of this sacrilege.

Yes La Grande E sold almond powder, but it was expensive, an ordinary brand sold everywhere in France and… processed in Germany! Please.  I can find equally good almond powder in the French supermarkets or at Sainsbury’s in London for a third less. My apologies to British readers, but if Sainsbury’s sells good almond powder, it isn’t exclusive.

Chocolate: La Grande E didn’t carry any 40% milk chocolate by Valhrona or anyone else for that matter. No Jivara, no Araguani. Found 30% milk chocolate, 32%, but if Pierre wants it to be 40% milk chocolate I was out of luck.

On the other hand, I bought some delicious fresh pasta and sauce for dinner – La GE is a treasure trove for gourmet meals and nibblies — and headed home.

Major chocolate dilemma for macaron filling until I discovered Green and Black's Organic Chocolate in London

Major chocolate dilemma for macaron filling until I discovered Green and Black's Organic Chocolate in London. Lindt from Switzerland for the 70% dark chocolate, a mainstay in our kitchen.

Returned to London with almond powder, but no chocolate and no butter. Disaster loomed. I know chocolate, from swiping  icing off my mom’s chocolate cakes from age 8, to buying tons of chocolate bars in my former life as a banker on trips to  Switzerland, Belgium and France.  Good chocolate will make a recipe. Bad chocolate will ruin it.

England didn’t make the chocolate grade and I fretted. Cadbury’s – horrible! Too much sugar and tastes like wax. Mars Bars? the same! No wonder Austin Powers makes fun of the English and their teeth.  You can’t find a dentist on National Health, but eating chocolate comprised of 10% cocoa and 90% sugar doesn’t help.

I was in luck: stopped at the local Waitrose and found a wide selection of quality brands. To my surprise, I discovered an English brand, Green and Black’s Organic chocolate and it was excellent! OK, only 34% but that was close enough. Melt in a little 70% and  we’re in business.

Saturday morning and our macaron-making began!  It seemed almost too easy, but that was just the beginning.

Ready to begin our macaron making escapade!

Saturday Morning: things started well for our macaron escapade

First discovery, Herme’s recipes are complicated!  As 14 year old Alexia commented, ‘I think he makes these hard so you’ll go to his store and buy them.’  Too right.  We began to mark up the book and take notes on post-its to clarify the process.  A venn diagram was called for.

To execute Herme's macarons, a military operation and surgical precision were called for. Flow charts, HP calculators and Venn diagrams. If Herme' wrote the book so we'd give up and buy his delicious macarons instead, then we were going to prove otherwise!

To execute Herme's macarons, a military operation and surgical precision were called for. Flow charts, HP calculators and Venn diagrams. If Herme' wrote the book so we'd give up and buy his delicious macarons instead, then we were going to prove him wrong!

We had prepared the ingredients and utensils carefully but missed the part where he told us to separate and store the egg whties for a full week in the refrigerator.  He feels it’s one of the secrets of great macarons.  How much could that matter?  After all, the whites were resting calmly in their eggshells all week anyway.  We continued merrily on.

The pressure started to rise. Alexia accused me of getting too stressed out, but in my defense the instructions went like this:

Herme’ divides macaron-making into three separate parts, but combines ingredients and instructions into a single paragraph.  And two important parts require the exact same quantities of the exact same ingredient: 2 x 110 grams of egg whites.

Why not:  110 grams for one and 111 grams for the other? How much could one gram hurt? Mais non!  Or Blancs  d’oeufs A and blancs d’oeufs  B?   The instructions are unclear even if you speak fluent French.  I know, I’ve shown it to my  French ‘copines’ or pals who shake their heads in confusion.

Oh and M. Herme’, my French friends didn’t know what ‘pate de chocolat’ means either.  Isabelle thought it was like Nutella but without the hazelnuts.  Anne thought it was like chocolate chips.  I never did find out, but was relieved  I wasn’t alone.

Sugar water for macarons at 109 degrees centigrade and stress level rising

Sugar water for macarons at 109 degrees centigrade and stress level rising

Try this:

“Boil the water and sugar to exactly 118 degrees Centigrade.  As soon as it reaches 115 degrees Centigrade, simultaneously start to whip at a mid speed until it reaches a snowy mixture … the egg whites that are liquified.”

What??  What has to be whipped at medium speed to a snowy mixture?? Oh, the egg whites! Who writes a sentence where the subject appears at the end so you don’t know what you’re supposed to whip at medium speed — assuming it’s still the sugar water — until you’ve stuck the beaters in the wrong bowl??

And which egg whites, the 110 grams in the middle of your list of ingredients or the other 110 grams that appear later in the same paragraph??

Wait, that second 110 grams of egg whites was to be mixed with the food coloring and poured onto the sugar/almond mixture. It was the first batch of 110 grams! Oh no, the sugar water temperature has risen to 135 degrees, what do we do now???

We both became a little stressed by the confusing directions!

We both became a little stressed by the confusing directions!

The French instructions continue, one process running into the other. “…snowy mixture… the egg whites that are liquified.  Pour the the cooked sugar at 118 degrees Centigrade onto the whites. Whip and let cool to 50 degrees centigrade before incorporating into the preparation of sugar/icing/almond, and make sure it falls as a paste.”

To be fair, there are ten pages of instructions with excellent, detailed photos of the 32 step macaron-making  process at the beginning of his book.  But it’s impossible to flip back and forth while you’re sugar water rises above 118 degrees Centigrade!

We cheated a little on the chocolate since Green and Blacks wasn't quite 40%.  Added some 70% Valhrona.

We cheated a little on the chocolate since Green and Blacks wasn't quite 40%. Added some 70% Valhrona.

Yes, I panicked! Just like the program ”I Want to Become a Millionaire’ I used the friend card to call a copine for help.  Question: Exactly what is the consistency of snowy egg whites and how can you tell when a heavy, somewhat lumpy Pâte has started to glisten? She was a little surprised by my call, especially because she was boarding a flight to Nice. She’s a great cook but had never attempted macarons. “Sorry, I always buy them at Ladurée in Paris”.

We did our best as we whipped, stirred and folded towards completion.  I didn’t follow his tip to create a macaron template from a shot glass for the perfect size.

Squeezing macaron paste onto cookie sheets

Squeezing macaron paste onto cookie sheets

We arrived at the batter which some recipes say will look like magma. I could only guess. Half was colored pink for Macarons Framboise and the other half pale yellow for the famous Mogador Macarons.

Magma-like macaron batter

Magma-like macaron batter? Somehow I don't think this is what my friend Pierre had in mind

We banged the trays on the counter per his instructions to release air and waited half an hour.  Into the oven … so exhausted we forgot to follow his careful instructions:  “Let cook 12 minutes opening the door twice to make the vapor exit.  The first time after 8 minutes of cooking and a second time after 10 minutes.”  But they looked beautiful!  Until we discovered that the  macarons cooked onto the parchment.  Tip: use teflon or silicon sheets and wait til the macarons cool.

Our first batches of macarons

Our first batches of macarons

Here they are coming out of the oven!

Our first batch of macarons!

Our first batch of macarons!

A delicate process trying to remove the macarons from the parchment paper they were baked onto.  But nothing would deter us now!

Tip: don't bake macarons on parchment paper

Tip: don't bake macarons on parchment paper

Onto the best part, the ganache filling:

The first ganache or filling we tried remains our favorite: Mogador. It’s passion fruit and milk chocolate (34% milk chocolate and a few squares of 70% melted in.  Sorry Pierre, 40% n’existait pas).

Making the ganache was a piece of gateau compared to the macarons, but my friend M. Herme’ missed the mark on quantities. He said to buy 12 passion fruits, but it required 24. Two trips to Sainsbury’s and we were back in business. Nightmare to press each one, then rub the seeds and juice against a strainer with a wooden spoon.  But…so good!  We love it so much that we buy dozens, squeeze out the juice and freeze for our next batch.

I made corrections in the margins.  I’m going to email Herme’ and volunteer to re-write the instructions if he’ll offer a special macaron making class for me and our Paris Perfect guests. Or open a shop on rue St. Dominique.

Here is our first batch of macarons!  Not perfect but delicious all the same.

Our first batch of macarons! Mogador flavor by Pierre Herme'

Our first batch of macarons! Mogador flavor by Pierre Herme'

Well, the recipe book will never be the same.  I’ve considered mailing it back with the corrections and post-it notes to help M. Herme’ for the next edition.

Our finished macarons!  Not quite Pierre Herme' but pretty darn close!

Our finished macarons! Not quite Pierre Herme' but pretty darn close!

M. Hermé on adore vos macarons, mais comme dit Alexia, on a réalisé qu’il faut les acheter dans vos magasins!

In the meantime, I have researched macarons and found an easier recipe, to follow shortly.  Not as ‘raffine’ but done in 20 minutes!

Pierre’s macarons set the gold standard for taste, texture and originality.  But we’ll buy them in his shop whenever we can.

Innies vs Outies: Paris Apartments Outside vs Courtyard Views

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

We’re redecorating the living room and master bedroom of our Merlot apartment and I had the treat to stay there. Stay tuned for our new pictures soon!
I sat the dining table and was concentrating on the computer work; you know how it happens.  I looked up to see the most beautiful sunset arrayed beyond the balcony in front of me! I couldn’t believe it; kept getting up to watch the sky get more and more pink.  It got better and better, the sky turning from blue to rose to deep pink and finally blue! And finally the velvet blues of nightfall.

Sunset from the Merlot Paris Vacation Rental

Sunset from the Merlot Paris Vacation Rental

And close up… I still pinch myself when I witness beauty like this!

The Observation Deck on the Eiffel Tower from the Merlot Apartment

The Observation Deck on the Eiffel Tower from the Merlot Apartment

Views from Merlot at sunset

Views from Merlot at sunset

Later that evening, I looked out the second bedroom window.  And here was the courtyard view at the same time of night.  I contrasted it with the amazing spectacle I enjoyed earlier.  There was simply no comparison.

Paris courtyard view; inner views on 'calm' courtyards don't compare.

Paris courtyard view; inner views on 'calm' courtyards don't compare.

To me, Paris is a gift and should be savored every moment of the day.   Even your down time should be spent where you can relax or even work in a beautiful space, sip a glass of wine and enjoy a spectacle like the one above.  We hope you have the chance to watch the perfect sunset in Paris every night you are there.  We promise you will never forget it.

Pinch Yourself That You're in Paris! Trocadero Across the River

Pinch Yourself That You're in Paris! Trocadero Across the River

When anyone asks what kind of apartment they should buy or rent, our answer will never change:  Go for the views!  In memories alone they are worth every penny.